We don't care what you say- we can't wait for 50 shades darker

Valentines Day is vast approaching, and we only have one thing on our mind...That's right, the highly anticipated release of 50 Shades Darker.

Coming to cinemas February 10, the trailer shows Anastasia giving the sexy Mr Grey an ultimatum: less of the dominance and more of the dating. And it looks like it starts off swimmingly well- I mean Anastasia ends up knicker-less in the lift, so.

Whilst we're aware every critic will immediately jump down the throat of the film (no pun intended), we'll be the first to admit that we just don't care. Maybe the story line will involve little interest other than the duo yo-yoing between being a slightly dysfunctional couple and Anastasia merely being a sexual toy for Grey.

Perhaps Anastasia's incredibly plain face and instant orgasming when Christian touches her arm will become a little bit tedious, and I suppose when the fairy-tale comes crashing down and ends with us seeing Christian as the ego-maniac abuser that he really is, well... it will be pretty shit.

But putting these points aside, who wouldn't be buzzing to go watch it? It's not exactly every day you get to go watch soft porn and get away with looking like a weirdo because every bugger else is off to see it. And besides, Jamie Dornan is enough to make ANY story line interesting, let's be real.

You can view the full trailer below for yourself.