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Spill The Tea
Written by Laura Callaghan
We're really not feeling Kendall and Kylie Jenner's new line
So the Jenner sisters have released a new clothing line today, and *queue the haters* its really not our cup of tea.
The collection, "Dropone" forced us to question if Kendall and Kylie should simply stick to their day job (no shade intended) and pack in designing altogether.
Granted, the collection has reportedly sold out: but its fairly obvious this has came from a 'I saw her wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops' ripple effect. These girls could put their name to Gaga's meat dress and everyone would be rocking up to the office with bacon covering their bits. People would literally buy ANYTHING these two promote.
Anyway, the collection isn't catastrophic by any stretch of the imagination, but its some of it is a little garish to say the least:
I mean, Kendall Jenner couldn't look bad in anything she wears, but any normal human being would look like a canary with a camel toe in these ghastly hareeem pants.
And again, we can't help but get a little prison vibes from Kylie's ridiculously baggy grey joggers. We all like to lounge around and oversized is my middle name, but come on?
Oh yeah, I'll pop down to the shops to get some milk in this get up shall I? And who's grand idea was it to wear a sheer mesh top in February? So not wearable, or realistic.
Don't know about you, but we'd rather not walk round the local park having on-goingers mistake us for the honey monster. This jacket is a hot mess, and we don't know anyone that can make the abdominal snowman look cute. No, no no.
It's not like we don't love the Kardashian and Jenner clan (because we totally do), but we just don't believe that everyone should spend tonnes of dollar on naff clothes purely because a celeb has 'designed' it. If you saw them yellow trousers on the rack for 2 quid in Primark, there's no chance you'd go near em, don't lie. But because a Jenner's sporting them, suddenly you like them?
Nah, sorry. You're lying to yourselves.
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